David: Watching old Christopher Reeves movies today I have to say that Superman was a real dick. He was always picking Lois up and flying away with her then dropping her and she'd be screaming, falling, and he'd fly and catch her again and laugh.
Michelle: You know that a human body doesn't know the difference between joke-falling and real-falling.
David: No. It does not.
Michelle: So Lois's bowels and bladder most probably would've evacuated.
David: Maybe Superman was into that kind of thing.