I did - I yelled at the screen. KEVIN! I yelled. Of course, he didn't hear me - he was on the telly-vision hosting KiwiFruit. (that's a horrible photo of him btw - splattered tshirt guy) Surprised and delighted to see the fabulous Kevin Alexander on the TV screen. Yes, I knew him before he could foodge! Best line from Kevin before I saw him on the tv: He slammed his leg up on the table, his boot huge and worn (but in a fashionable way) on the table in front of me. "Big Foot" I said.. he said "you know what *that* means" and I looked at him and smiled and he said "yup.. HUGE cock!" Best line from Kevin on the Tv: *dressed in lederhosen and playing with a particularly thick salami* "Summer holidays in Winter destinations - so hot right now." I know, he wouldn't remember me now - afterall, it was a long drunken night that started with his boot and ended up with a foodge session and I was wearing a cardigan. Cardigans have a habit of obliterating memories. But I still have tapes of his voice.. somewhere... [stalker music]

Thank you to John Campbell for airing the one-on-one interview earlier this week. Rest in Peace, David Lange.

Television knows I'm in tonight. It also knows to be nice to me as well, so it's lined up a bunch of my favourite shows to keep me happily ensconced on the sofa. The Simpsons - the episode where Bart is put on the drug Focasyn and becomes first, the model child, then a complete paranoid, steals a tank and goes on a tankdriving rampage. Antiques Roadshow - flicking between this and Fear Factor not really watching either but pleased they were on. Lost Souls - seemed like a good idea and possibly still is but.. well.. i need to watch it some more. characters and script's a bit dodge. American Beauty Odd Fellows Gala Jimoin in my kitchen there's a drawer at the top it has cutlery, forks knives, spoons the lot the next draw has a big knife with things that should go in the top drawer but don't fit and the third drawer down from the top is just fulla shit Danny Bhoy danny? wanna go for a run? why? are we being chased? muesli what the hell is museli? want some museli danny? what's that? it's kinda sawdust and raisins. that's not breakfast, that's scone mix! The Empire Strikes Back "away put your weapon, i mean you no harm"