Would I lie to you?

Just when you think, "Oh my, I think this blog is updating regularly, isn't that great?!" everything grinds to a halt. "Goodness," you say "I hope the author [and I use that term loosely] hasn't died or anything."

Well no, gentle reader, I have not died in fact, but I am in the middle of a crisis. A crisis of the heart. I am currently in a dilemma of being besotted with two men at the same time. And as I only have the capacity to accommodate one at a time - men, that is - I find myself stunted in all things until a decision is made.

Today I present my case for two new loves (along with the current crop which includes the first two contestants in my evidence below) David Mitchell and Lee Mack.