- FUCKING USELESS PIECE IF SHIT!!
- FUCKING PIECE OF COMPUTER CRAP!
- No fucking documentation! WHY ISN'T THERE ANY FUCKING DOCUMENTATION??!?
- Why doesn't this fucking WORK??!
- Why? WHY? WHY???
- Don't touch the core. STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING CORE!!
- That's it. I GIVE UP!!
Taken from a running list of exasperations leveled at vavious computer hardware, software, code and peers over a 6 month period.