I was wondering if the woman in front of me in the checkout queue was preparing for a job interview.
She was purchasing black trousers, a black jacket and a pair of black shoes. She also had a small pink packet. At first I thought it was a pair of knee-highs but on closer subtle inspection I discovered something I'd never known before.
Have you ever heard of "Liftits" before? And if you have, and you have boobs, have you ever tried them? and if you have, do you get the same unnatural shape to your silhouette that this video suggests?
Golly.
In other news: nippits.