another day at the office

me = looking out a window - there's a bird in the tree
you = looking out a window - where, i can't see a bird
me = looking out a window - there, over there, a bird
you = looking out a window - nope, no bird
me = looking out a window - there, there is a BIRD in the TREE
you = looking out a window - there's no bird
me = looking out a window - Tamara, can you see the bird in the tree?
Tamara = looking out the window - oo look, there's a bird in the tree!
you = looking out a window - I can't see a bird
me = looking out a window - right there dammit there's a BIRD IN THE TREE
you = looking out a window - there's no bird in the tree, in fact there's no tree!
me = looking out a window - there's no tree?
you = looking out a window - no bird. no tree.
me = turning you around to look out THE window
you = looking out THE window - there's a bird in the tree!