Some Irishman (who doesn't wish to be identified) says:��How's your novel not going? Michelle says: ���you and i are the only ones who read this damned site, JJ Michelle says: ���oo my laptop's ready to be picked up Some Irishman (who doesn't wish to be identified) says: ���rubbish - we are widely read - I get fan mail Some Irishman (who doesn't wish to be identified) says: ���really? Now that IS an unexpected plot twist! Michelle says: ���you a) get mail and b) from fans? Some Irishman (who doesn't wish to be identified) says: ���you're a) funny and b) shut up Some Irishman (who doesn't wish to be identified) says: ���Did I tell you my rude joke? Michelle says: ���no *all ears... like dumbo.. but pinker* Some Irishman (who doesn't wish to be identified) says: ���did you hear about the woman with no arms and no legs who won the strawberry picking contest? Some Irishman (who doesn't wish to be identified) says: ���Jammy cunt Some Irishman (who doesn't wish to be identified) says: ���Umm, mish? Some Irishman (who doesn't wish to be identified) says: ���The "Some Irishman (who doesn't wish to be identified) " is all very good - apart from the "you and i are the only ones who read this damned site, JJ" Michelle says: ���*deletes all that cos its rubbish* i should abed Some Irishman (who doesn't wish to be identified) says: ���abed? Michelle says: ���tequilamockingbird saw eddie izzard the other night Some Irishman (who doesn't wish to be identified) says: ���You have to use that word in your novel that you're not writing - it'd not be the same without not putting it in Michelle says: ���and you should read tailorstoday.com cos he's funny Some Irishman (who doesn't wish to be identified) says: ���oooooooo - what'd she think? Michelle says: ���she wants him Some Irishman (who doesn't wish to be identified) says: ���(we're going 23rd December) Michelle says: ���as we all do Some Irishman (who doesn't wish to be identified) says: ���I will Michelle says: ���that's the spirit Some Irishman (who doesn't wish to be identified) says: and don't forget - no novel that wasn't written was ever as good as the novel you're not writing right now Michelle says: ���*weeps with joy Michelle says: ���thankyou Some Irishman (who doesn't wish to be identified) says: ���That's ok *doesn't award you the booker prize for the novel you haven't written* ****Please Note: This has been taken out of context, edited badly with a blunt machete in the wilds of Borneo and bares little resemblence to the original MSN conversation. It is highly likely to be a cringing moment for a certain Irishman who is at this very moment a) tsking and b) mishmishmishing but I keep these words because they_make_me_laugh_ even if they only make you wonder/worry/wander-off. |