Have Fun - No Compromise

Have fun - no compromise

@foxmwoods bought me a French cooking class for Christmas. Why she continuously buys me Christmas and Birthday presents when I never manage to reciprocate (I'm the worst organiser of gifts on the planet) is beyond me. I put it down to breeding - she obviously has it.

Dish du jour

So on Saturday, I trammed down to Prahran, Melbourne to learn how to make a three course, French meal.

We'd been asked to arrive early as the class would start promptly at 11am. It was intended that the session would go until 3pm and would include preparing and cooking the meal, and then then sharing it as lunch.

The menu was to start with seared scallops served on a bed of julienne vegetables, with beurre blanc sauce; followed by a main of duck with plum sauce, gratin daupinois and vegetables; dessert was tarte tatin.

setting for lucnh

The Venue

I really didn't know how a cooking class organised itself. I wondered if we'd have individual cooking stations, or would have to work in groups - I really hoped it wasn't just watching someone cook. As it turned out, it was a bit of a mixture.

dish du jour kitchen

We were warmly greated by Chef Sebastien Piel and his assistant (she did a wonderful job and I am unsure of her name) who offered a glass of champagne. While we were waiting for everyone to arrive, Chef tossed olives, rosemary and garlic in a pan for a few minutes, infusing their flavours and filling the room with their aroma. He explained about extra virgin olive oil and when to use it in cooking to avoid burning it's subtle flavours. Turning out the ingredients of his pan onto a lovely oval platter, drizzling oil over the top,he offered us the glistening kalamata olives to eat with our wine.

The room was lovely - it felt french but in an Australian/Austrian kind of way. Organised but full of ingredients and equipment. The large kitchen was purpose built for classes, with a large angled mirror above the cooking station. It was designed so we could see right into the pots and mixing bowls. The bench was extremely wide, and sported large chopping blocks and knives.

Chef wasted no time at all putting us all to work. It was an extremely interactive class, and we all worked together really well. No one appeared to be a complete beginner, nor were there any real experts - we seemed like a fairly well matched group.

Cracking the teatowel

With cooking, time management is everything. Chef said we needed to get things done that could either go into the fridge for reheating, or into the oven for long cooking. That meant first up was creating the entree, and getting the gratin dauphinois into the oven.

pan of cooked leeks and carrots

My task was to use the madelaine slicer on the carrots. This is a 45 degree razor sharp blade that chefs use when they're not using a noisy food processor for doing the same thing. Holding my hand very flat (such as one might when feeding a horse) I could feel how sharp the blade beheath it was, but the carrot and my excellent technique stopped any of me ending up in the meal. My sliced carrots went to the chopping ladies who turned them from thin slices into matchstick-sized carrots and leeks.

Meanwhile, other members of the group were preparing garlic butter, chopping rosemary and shallots.

squeezing lemon into the garlic butter

Like a well-buttered machine

There were a number of comments, and at times gasps, at the amount of salt and butter used in the meal - so much so that at one stage Chef was sneaking butter into the sauce so no one else might comment. I suppose in a world were we are taught that saturated fat, such as butter, is bad - seeing great wads of it going into this sauce and that pot of vegetables seems strange. Not to me, of course - the more butter the better, I say - but these were all trim looking women who appear to exercise and look after themselves so they were a little more than appalled at times.

chef making caramel sauce

Chef explained that butter was about flavour. He showed us that you never reuse butter, washing his pan between scallop batches, for instance. He used it when cooking the julienned vegetables, and with the scallops - topping them in fact with garlic butter as well. Butter was the basis of the caramel for the apples and in the pastry for the tarte tartin. It was in the pan with the duck, and in the sauce that drizzled over it.

Salt was tossed here and there too. Our domesticated "pinch" and his educated "pinch" were quite different and he urged us " more.. more.. MORE!" at one stage taking the grains between his fingers and tossing them across the bench and into the underseasoned preparations going on out of his reach.

Dance while you cook

Chef Sebastien Piel is a lot of fun. He's charming, and chatty, and knowlegable - and French. He's delightful, but has an eagle's eye - making sure we all used the tools safely, and cooked the meal correctly so it was actually going to work, and be served on time.

He was generous with his time, his knowlege and his attention. I noticed several times during the day he seemed to have genuine and meaningful conversations with individuals. He seemed happy enough too that a couple of us wanted to photograph everything. He shared stories, jokes, warnings and dance moves in all the right measure of a really lovely man.

Plating up

As we neared the end of the cooking phase, Chef asked some of us to sit at the long, shared table, while a couple remained to plate up the meal. Again, he gave good advice on how to get all the meals to the table in a timely warm manner.

sitting down to eat at dish du jour

We all sat down to our meal, as Chef cracked open a beer, then a bottle of champagne, as his day was almost over and it had been another success.

Our meal was delicious. It was noted by a number of our group that even though we'd seen how much butter and salt had been used with our food, it was neither rich, nor fatty. It was full of flavour and tastiness. Everyone ate everything - washed it down with lovely wine and great conversation.

au revoir

And then it was time to go. A truly fun day, with a really good group of people. The food was delicious and the experience priceless.

I highly recommend checking out the Dish Du Jour website to get an idea of the different types of menus they teach. Also, Chef will do personalised menus for private groups - and will even come to your home for your own dinner party. It would certainly be something your guests will enjoy over a more conventional dinner party.

I learnt many things on Saturday - espeically about pastry and butter. I have come away confident I could cook this whole meal and it would be a success - and that's probably as far as I'll get :)

See

I look at you and I wonder how you ever got this far in life, you fucking dipshit.

I look at you and I wonder how you can stomach yourself, given the way you treat people. You arsehole.

I look at you and I wonder how you can be so lacking in confidence given all the physical assets you have been gifted.

I look at you and wonder how you don't know how completely fucking brilliant you are.

I look at you and think about how you've grown into this being so completely capable of being a wonderful human being. Despite everything.

I look at you and I marvel at all the things you are good at and so proud of what you've decided, for now, you're going to concentrate on. My hero.

I look at you and wonder how you can't see what is right in front of your face. Get real.

I look at you and wonder how you can be okay given she's with him. Let go.

I look at you and think about how you threw what we had away on a dishonest whim. You made a huge mistake.

I look at you and I thank god I have more sense than that. It's pure luck, really.

I look at you and realise I can change but you will never be more than you are because you are stuck in the world where you are right regardless of advice or data or experience to the contrary. Loser.

I look at you and realise - no one respects a damn thing you say. You will die alone.

I look at you and know it's your round. Make mine a double.

I look at you and know that no matter what shit you have to put up with from me, you understand that I love you. You have my blood.

I look at you. I see you. Get used to it.

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Tastes of Rutherglen

The bruise on my shoulder is starting to show. Right now it looks like a Starfleet emblem - and tomorrow it will look different again.

I'm a trippy person. There is hardly an outing goes by without at least one "Pick your feet up, Michelle." This time, due to many beers and dicky ankles, there were no comments - only laughter. Because that's what family is about, right? Friends'll wonder how you are, lend you there Berkenstocks and drive you to the hospital. But not family. No, they just laugh. That's what family do.

Not that I'm complaining about my family - they know a good laugh when they see one. And when their cousin loses it on a 2.5 inch step into gravel and a bar-b-que table - that's pretty funny.

I'm not taking full responsibility though. Sure, I'd had a number of beers: albeit low-alcohol beers. But don't underestimate the role my dicky ankles played in this particular spill. One of them is still aching for the contortion it managed as it threw me to the merciless nature of gravity.

I fell. That was fine - it was realising that I was still falling after an unseemly amount of time, long after I should have stopped falling, that bothered me. So it wasn't just a fall: twist ankle, knee, thigh, hip. No, it was a twisted ankle, knee, thigh, hip, rib cage (yes, I do have one) shoulder (bruise), elbow, hand (skinned), neck (jaw clicked, teeth hurt), chin, oh fuck, head plant (bbq table) face (please God don't let my glasses break) and.. scene.

Now THAT'S a Taste of Rutherglen - gravel in my mouth n' all.

Family - can't see enough of them

I had such a lovely time up in Rutherglen this weekend.

Megan emailed me on Thursday proposing the trip and I jumped on a train to be there. Well: a tram, a train, then a bus. No hardship these days.

The clicky clack of the train had me wondering how long and arduous the journey might have been a hundred years earlier. Not something I'dve decided to do on the whim of an invitation and certainly not a trip to be made for 2.5 days stopover.

Ah Today - you are awesome.

Megan is my cousin. Despite appearances that I've never seen but offered by people along the way, I am not her mother. She, in fact, was my bridesmaid at my (first) wedding. I married on her birthday thereby ruining it. She's always been a kind, old soul though and I think she might forgive me though I dare not ask.

Another of my cousins who is working in Victoria also came to Megan's for the weekend. My youngest uncle, Brian's son, Ryan. He's a good egg too - full of stories and not too short of ears - which is handy AND he pays attention.

Isn't Rutherglen known for it's vineyards rather than it's tripping hazards?

Tastes of Rutherglen is a two weekend fiesta of food and vino. Vineyards around the fertile region put on delicious food, and offer glasses of their finest. It sure isn't the worst way to spend a beautiful weekend in Victoria, Austraila. Last weekend was the first, and next weekend is the second and final weekend - so there is still time for you to get to it!

Luckily for Ryan and myself, Megan is a driver who doesn't drink very much (if anything). We stayed a notch or two ahead of the buses that take those not as chauffeurially blessed as we were - so got stuck into the beef medallions, bbq lamb and tiger prawns well before the publicly transported crowds.

The wines were really lovely - my highlight being Scion vineyard. It was our last stop and showcased the grape that the region is known for. Durif.

I don't know a lot about wines, or grapes, and sure hadn't heard of the durif variety before. The wine was beautiful though - filled my mouth with berry flavoured sweetness. I like my red wine with very rounded corners and this ball of flavour suited me very much.

Rutherglen is also known for it's fortified wines, and late harvest dessert wine is so delicious - not just with desserts - but with the cheeses we accumulated and took as our supper after a long, heated day of wine and Neil Diamond tributes.

To be fair, only one vineyard offered the Neil Diamond experience. In fact, each of the vineyards was very different. Some catering to families with smaller children by furnishing bouncy castles, while others distracted guests with a $1,000 prize for hitting a hole in one - the hole being on a floating pontoon in Lake Moodemere.

bbq meal in Rutherlgen

Are you a town mouse or a country mouse, Mouse?

And today I missed my weekend. I missed the blue sky, the real people, and most of all - my family.

I was blue all day about how simple a life outside the city might be. My cousin Megan is very creative. She accuses me of such things too - and when she says I ought to be doing something that is more fun; more adventurous; more in line with the things I'm good at - I have no argument. She's figured out what I ought to be doing with my life - or at least in the short-term future and it has nothing to do with what I'm doing now. She's right on the money too - it's stuff I'd love to do, and there's a market for it.

Today I was blue all day wondering why the jolly heck I'm not just doing it.

Webstock was all about "doing it" - getting on with what you're really keen on - getting on with what you're really good at. Getting on.

I was blue all day today about the weave and the weft of what the heck I am doing. Not that it's not a good job, or a good life - but really, it could be so. much. better.