I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done. Henry Ford

The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand. Lewis Thomas (1913 - 1993)

The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them. Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. Scott Adams (1957 - )

Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order to avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything. Sydney Smith (1771 - 1845)

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)

What's another word for Thesaurus? Steven Wright (1955 - )

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. Quentin Crisp

An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations. Charles de Montesquieu (1689 - 1755)

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. Olin Miller

Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid. Heinrich Heine (1797 - 1856)

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

I have seen the future and it doesn't work. Robert Fulford

Never confuse movement with action. Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961)

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. Jack London (1876 - 1916)

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar. Jerome K. Jerome (1859 - 1927)

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'...they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git'....Alexi Sayle

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. Penn Jillette (1955 - )

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. Brendan Gill

Hell, there are no rules here--we're trying to accomplish something. Thomas A. Edison (1847 - 1931)

Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) (attributed)

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. Ellen Parr

I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. Winston Churchill

The fewer clear facts you have in support of an opinion, the stronger your emotional attachment to that opinion. Anonymous

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment. Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)

Never stop learning; knowledge doubles every fourteen months. Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. Edgar Bergen (1903 - 1978) (Charlie McCarthy)

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious. William Feather (1908 - 1976)

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Dr. Seuss (1904 - 1991)

It'shard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. Unknown