Elevator Pitch

He held the lift doors - as they closed and we began our journey to the Ground Floor, he said, "It smells like someone's having a bar-b-que for lunch." "Thank you." I said. He looked at me, a slightly confused look on his face "It's my new fragrance, from Calvin Kline." "Oh, really?" "Yes, it smells like meat" I continued "it's part of my new strategy to be attractive to men." "What do you mean?" "To smell like food they like. Steak cooking on a bar-b-que, for instance, in hope to attract them." "Oh." he didn't sound convinced, "How's that working for you?" "You're talking to me, aren't you?" He hesitated for a second or two, then said "I think you're only half-truthing..." "Nah," I assured him, "I'm actually flat-out lying."
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Chaz vs Thao and other excuses

Things bloggers post about:
  • Not posting for a long time and how sorry they are about that
  • That they're going to post soon but they're too busy with work etc at the moment
  • Apologising for not telling you what they promised they'd tell you and making further promises to tell you soon - promise
  • How they have Blogger's Block™

Well, not me! and no, you can't look in the archives and then post me URLs as evidence that I've committed all the above in the past.

What you may not have heard as an excuse before is that I have written a blog post - but it's _so_ long, that I'm more than a little embarrassed to post it. SO in the meantime - until I either get up the gumption, or write a shorter post - please enjoy this video.


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