And I�ve Got ... a new coffee table. I've been looking for a while - failing. It's like buying saucepans - not terribly exciting. Hard to make a decision without a passionate leaning one way or the other. I didn't tell the guy in the store I'd take the one I decided on because it'd be easiest to scuffup and repaint when I get tired of the smooth finish. Now I have something to rest my coffee cup and laptop on. Yay! And I�ve got ...a tummy full of fruit. Seems the traditional annual French Toast at the Atomic Cafe every September with my sister, Jo, has evolved to fresh fruit and yoghurt. Very tastey - we're both on the same wavelength. So nice to see her as always, we giggled our brains out.. I came *this close* to getting her to spit her coffee out in laughter but my timing was a tiny bit off and she managed to hold it in - just. There's always next time. And I rock ...in the car to the Fast Crew up loud on the way home, a convoy with my sister's van full of *sisters* from the conference they'd been to all weekend. Clap ya hands to this one And I�ve got ...the best day - look at the sunshine. It's warm and calm and bluuueeee sky from horizon to horizon. OK Not for one minute did I ever doubt you Always holding it down for my crew Cats be like ooooooo And I dig ev very thing about you And I�ve got soul for all my pea pull And I�ve got crew support that don�t fold And I rock this till I�m grey and o-hold And I�ve got you with me so let�s ro-hole And I�ve got .. to go and pick up a geek from GAGGLE. I can't tell you what or where that is without having to kill you straight afterwards. And I�ve got ..to book my car in for a service. Don't let me forget to phone Garry tomorrow. And I rock And I�ve got ..funny kids: david: "you know how funny Zoolander is? well, mulitply that by 10 and you're still not even CLOSE to how funny Dodgeball is" simon: "why don't you just multiply it by a bigger number?" Leaving it to me you best be believing Throwing these punches get down it�s duck season Today's post was brought to you by the letters Fast Crew and by the number You.

Supermarket Conversation Michelle: What sort of condoms? extra safe, extra thick, extra small? Amy: *exasperated* mum. Michelle: Well, ribbed? Amy: I prefer the studded ones actually but I can never find them. Michelle: *hits head against condom shelf and groans* "Conversations I Thought I'd Never Have With My Daughter" Car Conversation: Michelle: Am I a good mother? David: *shrugs* I dunno Michelle: Are you scared of me? David: Nope. Michelle: Amy said she's scared of me. David: Amy isn't scared of you, she just doesn't like you. And that's cos you're a good mother. Michelle: Oh. David: Look, it's not your fault Amy's dumb, it was Dad's sperm afterall. Lounge Conversation David: *going for his 42nd helping of Pringles Original* you've addicted me to these, damn you woman!

David: master shake is so funny Michelle: i did a quiz "which aqua teen hunger force member are you" and I was Frylock David: im frylock azwell!! Michelle: i really wanted to be meatwad David: i changed all my choice so i would be meatwad - but im still a frylock deep down Michelle: can't fight who you are *fond pat on the shoulder* shake: he pushed me frylock: out of the way of the truck!! shake: he is in a better place frylock: in the grill of a truck??