I felt it was important to mention that it is that time of year again. Yes, tomorrow is the second annual Talk Like A Pirate Day. Ahaarrr.

Click here to learn more. PS: I can... like.... upload files to thejamjar server and stuff *rubs hands with glee*. Oh, the untapped possibilities! PPS: I obviously, however, cannot scan to save my life, even (to borrow your favourite metaphor) to find my way out of a wet paper bag with a book called "How to scan" and a flat piece of high-resolution artwork and a scanner that scanned by itself and you only had to press a button and it would scan the artwork for you and turn it into a perfectly web-ready jpeg [all these things would be inside the wet paper bag] and I suppose there'd be a desk, too, and a computer and a keyboard and a two-button mouse. Where was I? oh, leaving, that's right.

PS: Perfectly Frank is the other character in my proposed comic strip, along with Gradient Phil.