Honestly? I thought I’d lasted longer than Day Four to crank open the blog and just type to fulfil my #blogjune commitment. Somewhere in my plans I intended to give you an update on the Large Hadron Collider or LHC as we call it on our planet.

But due to some over wrought work-based training and airport-dropping-off I seem to have lost my researching fengshui so here I am: typing straight into the Blog Box the way we used to blog back in the old days before they invented spell check or full stops.

I’m not going to tell you about the training because my mother always said if you can’t say anything nice don’t type it out into your blog where they can use it in evidence against you - I can, however, tell you that due to the airport-drop I am about to have a few days unsupervised and, potentially, lunch-less.

Gosh I really do type very long convoluted sentences when left to my own devices, don’t I?

Yes my current lunch-maker has gone to Australia for a few days leaving me to look after the animals and putting the rubbish out and all that sort of thing. I can cope without my daily sandwich due to proximity to Old Government House cafe at the University #survivor.

So the first thing I do with my new-found aloneness was tidy up. I do like a tidy house though I’m not naturally particularly tidy. A really good thing about being alone is that if I don’t mess it up, it stays tidy! Simple but awesome state of affairs.

So that’s me today and that’s you updated.