• FUCKING USELESS PIECE IF SHIT!!
• FUCKING PIECE OF COMPUTER CRAP!
• No fucking documentation! WHY ISN'T THERE ANY FUCKING DOCUMENTATION??!?
• Why doesn't this fucking WORK??!
• Why? WHY? WHY???
• Don't touch the core. STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING CORE!!
• That's it. I GIVE UP!!

Taken from a running list of exasperations leveled at vavious computer hardware, software, code and peers over a 6 month period.