Potential blog posts/titles:

Hoisted on my own Pickard

The secret of eternal youth: train travel (at 99.99% the speed of light)

Eyebrows of a dead mouse

Overheards:

"I like deep sinks." Willo

"My parmers are much smaller." Bart

"I heard it on the radio. You're lucky that my radio didn't blow up as well!" Daytona

"Why do I have to reapply for leave I've already taken?" Michelle

"Like a monkey flinging poo! The Director of Scatography." Mars

"Worst meeting ever!" Web Team

Eternally Awesome:

Professor Brian Cox

Our 1975 red Mini Clubman

Bewilderments:

People *actually* needing micromanaging

Inability to see the importance/unimportance of a task to decide priorities (Happy New Year 2012 card vs document due at 5pm today)

People cramming on to a tram when there's an empty one right behind