I was walking down Queen Street on my way to the ferry tonight
and this young man said "excuse me"
and so I stopped thinking he needed help
cos there are a lot of people in town at the moment because of the Rugby Tour
and he said "i was wondering if you could help me, could you tell me
where I can find the pretty girls, with shoulder-length brown hair,
big black coats and beautiful smiles?"
and I said "well, back there but you'd better hurry cos I think
they've almost run out"