It seems, I'm too "far out" for Hell and they won't come to me. Those people in my life who told me where to go were right - I'm am going to Hell. I'm going to Hell for pizza.

that has to be the lamest post ev0r.

I was going to write about scarves and how dumb they are. Stupid, dumb, scarves. There is NO point wearing a fluffy pink scarf tied round your neck if you're wearing a crop-top and a mini skirt. sheesh.