It seems that I'm:

• fun
• funny
• not eating enough
• a prude
• thin skinned
• having trouble remembering names
• a funny drunk
• a good dancer
• not walking fast enough
• not a Shania Twain fan
• looking good
• not like a *real* adult
• not going home
• to be invited to more parties
• more fun than a stripper

*blank look*