Amy: When I turn 18, I'm going *there*
Me: That's a shop that sells sex aids and stuff
Amy: hell YEH
Me: Why do you need to go there?
Amy: So I can buy a big vibrating thing.
Me: oh you big lazy thing, you're already got vibrating things that'll do the trick.
Amy: what ?
Me: Those things on the ends of your arms.
Amy: oh mum how gross.
David: HELLO.. minors in the CAR..I'm underage the underage for this conversation.